Rumor: MySpace to Develop MP3 Player

The latest rumor in the “never going to happen” realm is that MySpace, the massive social network for tweeners and stalkers, plans to develop their very own digital music player. MySpace recently launched a digital music service creatively called “MySpace Music” that is aiming to be the best one-stop for music fans. While it is too young to determine if this service will reach its goal, or for that matter become profitable at all, being embedded in one of the most trafficked websites on the planet isn’t a bad place to start. Making the jump into the hardware market is slightly more difficult.
However, this new venture did get us thinking about other website to device mashup endeavors. Below are the 5 products that are more likely to happen than a MySpace MP3 player.
5) Flickr Digital Camera - This could be great. Every picture you take is automatically uploaded to your Flickr account via a built in wireless card.
4) Facebook Digital Rolodex - All your contacts are securely downloaded into a personal organizer device that syncs regularly with the site. You’ll never lose anyone’s contact again - even if you wanted to.
3) Twitter Megaphone - In the spirit of Twitter.com, this super loud megaphone will allow you to boldly declare anything and everything to every unfortunate person within earshot. Remember - no detail is too mundane.
2) Digg.com Electronic Voting Machine - With the superb algorithm of Digg.com that is virtually unhackable, these voting machines could have been quite useful in the presidential elections of the past. Ron Paul 2012!
1) Google Cell Phone - oh, wait…
